Are Evil Machines Safe to Use Around Children and Pets?

At Evil Machines, we want you to enjoy harmless fun and mischievous pranks without causing real harm. Our Evil Machines are designed specifically to be playful and annoying, but never hurtful to children, pets, or anyone else.

Here’s what you need to know to use them safely and responsibly around vulnerable individuals:

Our machines cannot directly harm people or animals; they are designed only to create harmless inconveniences and pranks.
Always supervise Evil Machines when they are active around children or pets to ensure their safety and prevent unintended distress.
Avoid pranks that could cause physical discomfort, anxiety, or fear — for example, loud startling noises or hiding essential items that might create unsafe situations.
Follow all usage guidelines provided with your Evil Machine — including proper mode settings (LowEvil vs. SuperEvil) and safety instructions.
If you have specific concerns about using the machine near children or pets, please contact our support team for tailored advice.

By following these simple safety recommendations, you can enjoy creative and entertaining pranks while keeping your loved ones safe and stress-free.

Thank you for choosing Evil Machines—where harmless nuisance meets mischievous creativity. For further questions or safety details, please reach out to our customer support anytime!