Evil Machines: Our Commitment to Harmless Fun and Creativity

Introduction

Welcome to Evil Machines! We're here to bring you unique entertainment devices designed to annoy and prank without causing any real harm. Our commitment is to provide harmless fun, empowering you with control and safety while unleashing your creativity for mischievous enjoyment.

Our Core Values

At Selling Evil Machines, we prioritize:

• Harmless fun and pranks that bring laughter and lighthearted annoyance.
• User control and safety to ensure pranks remain safe for people and pets.
• Customer service and maintenance support to keep your evil machines working their best.
• Creativity and unique entertainment experiences to inspire endless mischief.

How We Ensure Harmless Fun

Each Evil Machine comes with two prank modes:

• LowEvil Mode – Plays cheeky pranks such as swapping sugar with salt, hiding socks, or drawing mustaches on ads.
• SuperEvil Mode – For bolder antics like organizing underground poker or playing distracting music at awkward moments.

Importantly, our machines are designed to never cause direct harm to people or animals—only harmless but energizing annoyances!

User Control and Safety

You control the prank intensity with a simple red lever on the back of your machine—raise it for SuperEvil and lower it for LowEvil. To stop the fun anytime, just press the "I've had enough" button on top of the device.

We also provide clear guidelines to make sure your pranks stay safe, ethical, and legal. Use your evil machines wisely and consider your audience!

Maintenance and Support

If your machine stops working or loses parts, especially if it’s been exposed to water or fought another machine, visit our service center for expert help.

Keeping your Evil Machine charged and properly maintained ensures it will keep delivering delightful annoyances for a long time.

Encouraging Creativity and Mischief

Our evil machines open a world of creative pranking possibilities—from hiding keys to strategically placing Lego pieces for maximum discomfort. The sky's the limit on how much fun you can cause!

Thank you for trusting Selling Evil Machines to bring laughter and playful mischief into your life. Remember, annoying responsibly is the best kind of evil!